hypocalypse

O Ahab! They are simply South Park references you silly rascal. If you weren't such a tightwad you may have picked up on that. However as you seem to have a limited vocabulary and prediliction for inane assumptions, I will refrain from insulting your overly-sensitive nature with various American, pop-culture references. I guess old Assad doesn't much like the boob tube (besides the occasional Simpsons re-runs). Anyway Hafez, your "witty" comebacks are starting to become as dull as your tiny brain. That's what inbreeding will do I suppose. How about this insult, perhaps it is a little more medieval/applicable: Be ye apes, despised and hated! Oh wait, that's what you think of us Crusader pigdogs. Maybe you are just a little angry, much like a high school football player who peaked at about age 18 and is no longer "cool". This is a little non-sequitur, but it will be nice fifty years from now when the West does have a strong alternative fuel source and the infrastructure to ignore Muslim sensitivies. What shall your cousins and distant cousins export then? Perhaps your fascinating ideology? Oh Lord no, we only put up with that because we need to suck you dry first. It must be difficult to grasp the fact that your culture has already given everything it has way back when you were prosperous and influential. Now, you are simply those backwater cousins with a really cool video game that will someday be obselete. Melech Ric will get you! Well, I am off to enjoy some of the perks of western civilization. Don't wait up Nusayr! And please, take the sand out of your vagina. Peace be unto you.