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Well, suddenly we have an influx of frothing jihadists who have apparently been steered our way courtesy of Michael Totten, pseudo-journalist and unprincipled jack-ass. I guess someone has been having fun with Totten's idiotic blog, which is so poorly designed that anyone can impersonate anyone they want, including Totten. So when someone takes advantage of Totten's lack of IT savvy, I somehow get the blame.

Excellent!

Totten just handed me an early Christmas gift, and I plan to take full advantage of it.

I spent some time on Totten's silly blog about a year ago when the Angry Arab linked to an article Totten had written about Lebanon. Totten thinks that because he spent 11 months in Lebanon that he somehow has become an honorary citizen and is now an expert on their culture, history and politics, notwithstanding the fact that he doesn't even have a tourist's understanding of Arabic. When I arrived at his blog I couldn't believe the nonsense he was proffering. Worse was the fact that his slavish readership, judging by the comments, thought they were reading the Gospel of Lebanon as handed down by the Prophet Totten. Nothing he said made any sense, and everything he wrote was biased by his utter contempt and hatred for Hizballah (which he can't even spell right, by the way). I tried to have a reasonable debate with him, but once you start pointing out how shallow and skewed his so-called "reporting" is and criticize his amateur conclusions, he gets upset and "bans" you, which means anytime you write something to his blog he manually deletes it. The fun starts when you reject his "ban" and keep him busy deleting your articles. It only serves to demonstrate what a craven hypocrite he is. Eventually I got bored with that and moved on. But apparently I delivered a sting that Totten couldn't shake, and now I'm implicated anytime someone visits his blog and points out how ridiculously peurile it is.

Has anyone even noticed that Totten is the only "liberal" that is part of the Pajamas Media network? For those of you who don't know, Pajamas Media was this failed attempt by rabid hate-monger and noted anti-Arab/Muslim bigot Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs and fellow rapscallion Roger Simon to capitalize on the right-wing blogosphere by offering advertisers a one-stop shop for getting their content blasted from all the anti-American neoconservative blogs that use impressive terms like "Islamofacist". Needless to say they floundered mightily. Anyway, Pajamas Media represents the worst of the people who hate freedom and equate dissent with treason; the kind of people who think Guantanamo Bay and waterboarding are too lenient; who want to install Bush as President for Life. Yet Roger Simon is proudly quoted on Totten's blog thusly: "A hard-headed liberal who thinks and writes superbly".

Rubbish.

Totten is like Thomas Friedman Lite. His analysis (if you can call it that) is even more inane and his assumptions are exceedingly asinine, but at least Friedman can write. Totten's articles are the intellectual equivalent of an 11th grade homework assignment: tedious and mediocre. Totten is nothing but a neoconservative in liberal panties. He takes advantage of the misery of the millions of Iraqis and Lebanese whose lives have been turned upside down and inside out by using their dismembered body parts as stepping stones to a paycheck. He breathlessly boasts about his travels to the Middle East where he plays out his juvenile Rambo fantasies, hyping up US "progress" in Iraq more fervently than any of the hyenas at the National Review. And his readers, apparently fans of poorly written fairy tales, lap it up like puppies at a milk bowl.

Fie, Michael Totten, you rotten scumbag. You're a callous, self-aggrandizing popinjay. How dare you trivialize the suffering of millions with your tawdry fiction. How dare you cynically capitalize on the death and destruction of occupation and imperialism. Every word you spew is refuse, a profane mockery of the millions of lives that have been prematurely snuffed out in these odious wars of greed and selfishness that you exalt and glorify so you can continue to profit from them.

I'm done, for now. Let's see what the Tottenites have to say.

"Hizballah (which he can't even spell write, by the way)."

How DO you spell right????

D'oh! Thanks for catching that.

Hypocritical that you take his deleting your comments as a sign of weakness, when you've refused to add any of mine so far. Also, if you go on his website and say "gee, your reporting on this subject is so shallow and skewed by your hatred of Hizballah, and all your conclusions are amateur and foolish," you're not trying to have a reasonable debate with him. What'd you actually say? And when you complain that he's "using their dismembered body parts as stepping stones to a paycheck," you might want to clarify how you read his mind to know that's his aim, given that he's just one of many journalists covering the war in Iraq.

By the way, as an 11th grader, I can confidently say that Totten's work is far less tedious and mediocre than anything I write. Certainly it's more interesting than anything I write about. If you're going to use comparisons to illustrate your point, at least use accurate ones.

I would say that Totten's writing is on par with an about average freshman college
student. His analysis is non-existent. He reports what he wants to see. The fact that he impresses a high school junior adds credance to my observation.

Can you provide some examples of Totten's wishful thinking syndrome? Otherwise it's just more mind-reading. As for analysis, he certainly doesn't advertise himself as an expert on Iraqi affairs. And again, what are these oh-so-crucial points that Totten fails to analyze?

By the way, one doesn't have to be a bad writer to impress a high school junior.  Nor does being a high school junior imply that I write poorly or am impressed by bad writing. However good you are at judging writing, your logic fails.

One retraction - you apparently approved some of my comments while I was writing. "Hypocrite" removed. Sorry.
Abraham - You really are one of the most loathesome characters ever.  I hope your family dies early and horribly, and that you die very slowly and painfully. 
you seem to be filled with the same hatred that you accuse Totten of. your blogs are the most mean spirited i have ever read.

If Totten is a neoconservative in liberal panties, then you are a toothless pork eating terrorist in a g-string and hooker boots. 

 You offer ZERO insight on the international affairs in your hate filled arab world. 

 Finally,  you might be a tranny to, because apparently you've been borrowing words from Bill O'reilly.  Your "poppinjay" reference is a dead set give away to your severe identity crisis. It's ok, just be honest with yourself and your readers.  Oh and don't worry, you can always blame your failure on someone else.  I think Yassar Arafat would make a wonderful fall guy for the day. Smile, don't you know God loves you!?

So when someone takes advantage of Totten's lack of IT savvy, I somehow get the blame

Standard troll defense. I've heard better rants

Should we discuss the many blogs and other forums that have ejected, tried to ignore or banned you?

As wiser men have said, ""If one person tells you you're drunk, ignore him. If six people tell you you're drunk, sit down." Abraham, you're a troll, deal with it. And sit down.

Curses on your wispy thin moustache for your execrable treatment of Michael's blog.  I slap your face with the soles of soiled sandals.  Just as you richly deserve.

 May your dearly beloved full-bearded mujahid spank your spindly buttocks most severely from behind, until you squeal in a high falsetto like the young mounted swine you are.

Where do you live Abraham? Named for a great Jewish prophet I see...

Hey douchebag, it's "puerile"...not "peurile"

If you are going to cast yourself in such a self-regarding manner, it would behoove you to learn to spell correctly. dumbass.

Oh please, like you even know what the word means (hint: it describes your retort). All you did was run a spell check on the article to find the one word that I fucked up on. What a complete ass.

Also, I assume since you didn't respond to anything specific in my posting but instead resorted to petty nitpicking over a simple spelling error that you basically agree with the gist of my message.

Jackass.

uh that's a big false there ahab. unlike you, i am a highly educated law student and can spell medium-sized words (See, making ridiculous assumptions without any basis is fun and makes you look smart, s-m-r-t!). I simply pointed out this deficiency since your own criticisms of totten included the accusation of mispelling. besides, there is not much to respond as your rantings and ravings hold little to no substantive worth. look asswipe, totten is a freelance observer. He is simply stating things as he sees them. OBVIOUSLY, he is describing them in the only perspective he can, HIS!!! "Well, he's just a dumb white boy from Oregon who thinks that Iraqis only drink tea!!" Oh my my! A white boy from Oregon is giving us observations from the perspective of a white boy from Oregon! AH! The injustice, the cruel depravity! You dipshit, of course that will be his perspective. And sorry he doesn't speak fluent Arabic or interview "brown people". He is doing the best he can from the relative safety of American military convoys. Get the sand out of your vagina little man. Geez

What the fuck are you talking about, you douchebag? What kind of "highly educated law student" doesn't understand how to use proper capitalization? I didn't realize there was a law school that accepted those that scored in the ignoramus percentile of the LSAT.

There's a difference between mispelling "puerile" and "Hizbullah". There is no god before Ullah because there is no Ullah, you twerp. It's just another example of his ignorance.

If Snotten is, as you aver, a "freelance observer" then that's news to him, because he considers himself a journalist. Yeah, I know, ridiculous. But putting that aside, the guy knows ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING about Arab culture, society, history, etc. NOTHING. If he'd just acknowledge this then I'd ignore him, but he insists on putting himself out there as an expert. So as long as he wants to play Arabist then he's fair game for criticism. It's not my fault he wants to make an ass of himself. Why can't I make fun of him?

As for the rest of your nonsense, I have no fucking idea what you're screeching about, you shrew. Go back to your monkey clan and pick some nits out of your sister's fur.

HAHAHA what an incredibly silly person you are Ahab. Sorry for not capitalizing my sentences...But by golly, you are incredibly astute in your criticisms. You provide such depth and insight as you scratch out these scathing comebacks from your mom's basement. One can only imagine the incredible strain your tiny brain underwent as you came up with such dribble. I assume by your assertion that Totten knows nothing about Arab culture that you are either: 1) Arab, or 2) A person claiming to know much about Arab cultures. However, rather than point out the fallacies, you simply yell insults. Such is the mark of a stupid person. At no point throughout Totten's writings have I ever come across a claim that he is an all-knowing Arabist. Rather, his work simply details the observations of a man traveling in dangerous places. Your posts are filled with rhetoric and false assumptions created by you, a very angry nerd. I imagine you wish to appear intelligent, however you remind me of a moody girl on the rag picking a fight over silly shit. So please, take the sand out of your vagina Ishmael. P.S. your comments also hint of racism towards black people. Very uncouth of you Abd el-Rahman.

How pUErile. Your accsuations of racism are not only baffling but hypocritical as you clearly exhibit a propensity towards misogyny with your constant refrain of sand in the vagina and invocations of a "moody girl on the rag".

It's obvious you didn't bother to read any part of this blog (I don't blame you since it's clearly above your intellectual level) because if you did you'd quickly realize that I am both Arab and Muslim, but it is only mentioned indirectly because I don't consider it relevant to what I have to say.

A word of advice: don't come and start a battle of wits armed with a crack pipe.

(Something tells me that last comment will also illicit charges of "racism", according to what I can gather of your thought processes.)


O Ahab! They are simply South Park references you silly rascal. If you weren't such a tightwad you may have picked up on that. However as you seem to have a limited vocabulary and prediliction for inane assumptions, I will refrain from insulting your overly-sensitive nature with various American, pop-culture references. I guess old Assad doesn't much like the boob tube (besides the occasional Simpsons re-runs). Anyway Hafez, your "witty" comebacks are starting to become as dull as your tiny brain. That's what inbreeding will do I suppose. How about this insult, perhaps it is a little more medieval/applicable: Be ye apes, despised and hated! Oh wait, that's what you think of us Crusader pigdogs. Maybe you are just a little angry, much like a high school football player who peaked at about age 18 and is no longer "cool". This is a little non-sequitur, but it will be nice fifty years from now when the West does have a strong alternative fuel source and the infrastructure to ignore Muslim sensitivies. What shall your cousins and distant cousins export then? Perhaps your fascinating ideology? Oh Lord no, we only put up with that because we need to suck you dry first. It must be difficult to grasp the fact that your culture has already given everything it has way back when you were prosperous and influential. Now, you are simply those backwater cousins with a really cool video game that will someday be obselete. Melech Ric will get you! Well, I am off to enjoy some of the perks of western civilization. Don't wait up Nusayr! And please, take the sand out of your vagina. Peace be unto you.

I'm supposed to respond to this?

Don't you need to be administering handjobs on the street corner for a dime? Get pumping! The economy is about to turn sour and you'll need every dollar you can get. Of course, once those backward, inbred A-rabs divest themselves of all their dollars and adopt other currencies for oil transactions, you'll be looking back on the days when you could earn a dime for a handjob.

BTW, we couldn't have this conversation on your hero Tottenstein's blog. I was "banned" for simply pointing out in what ways he was wrong and misleading with his poorly informed claptrap, nothing compared to your hackneyed 4th grade "insults" here (and really, that's all they are...you watch too much Southpark perhaps). Maybe you can tell him to come here and get a lesson in democracy and free speech once he's done blathering his nonsense about the A-rab world.

Law student, my hairy A-rab ass. You couldn't argue your way out of your mother's sandy vagina. If by some act of God you do manage to earn a law degree, you'll probably be the type to defend murderers and concepts like torture like your other hero, Alan Douchewitz.

Scurry away, monkey.


Yah right my foolish, little Saracen, the American economy will weather this storm and I will be just fine. No worries, we will not be using the dinar anytime soon, regardless of Abu Dhabi's help. Anyway, a weakened dollar will simply enable our exports to be cheaper and narrow the trade deficit (as a sidenote, the deficit is not really a bad thing: it is instead indicative of a very vibrant economy attracting an inflow of foreign capital which allows us to allocate resources elsewhere and become even more efficient! However, such adult talk might fly over your head and I do not wish to overflow your tiny brain). However, you are right that Totten (who is not my hero, just an enjoyable read - oh your assumptions are such fun!) does not allow such vicious comings and goings on his site. This is because he is somewhat respectable and is trying bring information otherwise hard to come by. Whether you like it or not, he has attained journalistic credentials. Tough titties donkey-breath. Yes, you will inevitably decry such information as easily attainable via our pathetic mainstream media. However, your insults only bespeak your amateurism and insignificance. You are simply a pseudo-intellectual jerk while Totten is a respected blogging-journalist of sorts. And furthermore, just because you say I can't argue my way out of my mother's sandy vagina does not mean it is true. I would argue the same about you as your statements are lacking in fact and logic. You exhibit the reasoning of a rhesus monkey. However, at some point (after Dec 18th when my finals are over) I would like to engage you in substantive discussion rather than the pissing contest in which we are currently embroiled. While I'm not sure this is feasible, (given your penchant for hyperbolic, wild assumptions and my inclination to sarcastic insults) maybe this could be beneficial to both parties. Anyways Ali, to continue with the current discourse: Bit tifi wela bit tibla'ee? ZING!

Dipshit, what exports? We outsourced our manufacturing base overseas.

Michael Totten is the hero of the stupid, so by default he is yours.

As for your offer of a debate: anytime, anyplace, but don't be so sure you'll pass your exams. I'm betting against that. Make sure you use proper capitalization and punctuation you mental derelict.

Kess emak sharrmoota.

Scurry away, monkey.


Dumbass, while we have indeed outsourced much of our industrial base we still are an overwhelming trading nation! Egad, you mean we still actually...possibly...make things? How about these capital goods genius: gas turbines, conveyor belts, poultry vision control devices, sorting machines, construction machinery, crushers, grinders, elevators, escalators, stacking carts, robots, brushing machines, jig boring machines, riveting machines, scales, generators, looms, embroidery machines, envelope printing presses, juice extractors, peanut roasting machines, hat making machines, oil pumps, gas compressors, industrial ovens, microcomputers, tape storage units, automatic teller machines, refrigerators, water filters, transformers, electric switches, condensers, traffic lights, telephone switches, television tubes, photovoltaic devices, powered brooms, aircraft, helicopters, rocket motors, barges, towboats, pontoons, space vehicles, radar systems, gyroscopes, laboratory incubators, thermostats, buoyancy instruments, surgical instruments, dental equipment, X-ray plates, and clocks.

These in addition to all the weapons we sell, the services our financial industries provide, and the foodstuffs we export. While our automotive industry is being overtaken in raw numbers by the Japanese, we still sell a SHITLOAD of cars. GM's Opel Vectra will be driverless thanks to Traffic Assist and new auto companies based on electronic and other fuel sources are springing to life in the SouthWest. Not to mention the fact that our nanotech industry (and possibly robotics if we partner up with the Japanese) will undoubtedly propel our economy ever higher in the upcoming years.

And do not worry about my passing grades, I've done well enough so far...I shall not disappoint you my little rhesus monkey. In the meantime, keep up the comma splices and generally poor grammatical structure. Kir to koone nanat

Whatever, Warren Buffet. I'll keep converting my dollars to Euros. You keep busy giving those handjobs for a dime. If Bernanke drops interest rates again then they'll only be worth a nickel. You'll have to work twice as hard to earn the same amount of protein as you currently do.

Regarding cars, read the tea leaves, jack-ass. The ride is over.

You're hardly worth sparring with any longer. Not that you ever were. You offer nothing but useless drivel. Let me know if you're done masturbating at your keyboard.

Your Hebrew is worse than your Arabic, zionist bitch.


Ah yes al-Mahdi, I am finished. Now that you have demonstrated your exceptional lack of intellect, I shall refrain from posting during the next 3 weeks or so. I have summarily defeated you in the insult war. I look forward to seeing if you actually can debate civilly in the near future. That felt good didn't it? Peace out you Islamist jerk, try not to become too frustrated as you observe the continual failings of your ancestral culture.

Oh yes, you emerge victorious with your recitation of lines from Southpark. You are apparently short a chromosome.

I doubt you'll come back. Pussy.

Israel will be gone by 2025.


Hey, what happened to the cock gobbler who was going to debate me?

poultry vision control devices?

I think that's the definition of the bottom of the barrel.

 

And don't forget Brittney Spears posters. or did we outsource those too?

Britney Spears posters are definitely outsourced, and I heard even Britney will be outsourced to a human-trafficked Hungarian porn model.

Here is a question for all you "We've outsourced it all" geniuses.  Well, if we used to make it in the USA, and then sent it to be made thousands of miles away by people who dont speak english, then.....why cant we start making it here AGAIN, esp now that relative costs are low? 

 The people/resources are available, right, because of our "declining economy",  and you know if we taught folks who dont speak english how to do it, one suspects we can teach fellow americans.  Yeah, it might take a while to reverse the course, but our manfucturing base was exported overnight. 

 I mean damn, sometimes the myopic-ness of cretins like Abraham and other towelheads just gives me the giggles.

What are you arguing here? That I'm a myopic cretin for pointing out that we've outsourced a goodly portion of our manufacturing capability? Is that not a fact?

As far as bringing back our manufacturing base, obviously, OBVIOUSLY, it would be a good thing, and of course it would be a win for America. And at the rate the dollar is declining, it is inevitable. Fucking DUH.

Talk about myopic cretins; you chose to respond to maybe three words in total that I wrote just so you could add your two cents (worth only about 1.4 Euro cents) to the fracas. You're a cunt.


"Dipshit, what exports? We outsourced our manufacturing base overseas"  (says the cretinous Abe)

Gee Abe, so then what is your point ?  If we outsourced some of our manufacturing, but can always reimport it, there really is no problem, is there.  So what the fuck are you bitching about?  

You think this is going to happen overnight, Donald Trump? And with what money? Lenders are puckering their assholes ever tighter as the shit begins to enter the fan grill.

By the time we've recovered enough of our manufacturing and are beginning to show returns, we'll be out of Iraq and licking our wounds. The sooner we're out of Iraq and not throwing good money after bad the better and less severe our recovery process will be.

I will stand by my prediction, and you can come back here in several years and kiss my ass.


"So when someone takes advantage of Totten's lack of IT savvy, I somehow get the blame"

Better version: "So when the US or Israel takes advantage of Arabs' lack of progress over the last 1000 years, one or both of them somehow gets the blame"

 "Goddamn, those Arabs are some stupid fucks!"  (the world)

So I take a few months worth of hiatus from the Hyp and look at all the pots you've stirred! ...lol...

Unfortunately, it's all more of the same inane "commentary" that all-to-predictably reveals just how shallow their grasp of reality is.

Why oh why are they so boring?  I deem it a failure that we haven't been able to attract more than a modicum of comments that are intellectually charged.  Don't get me wrong - "kicking puppies" is fun and all, but it just doesn't merit the effort after a while.

I know. I'm not even sure what I did. Like I said, anytime anyone looks cross-eyed at Tottenstein on his blog I'm automatically assumed to be the culprit, like he doesn't have a gazillion other detractors.

Anyway, it's good fodder for my next blog posting, which is coming up soon.

Evidently there is no intellectual thought outside the "Arab Street." What has the Arab culture added to civilization besides death and chaos? And I do mean in the last century. 400 year old accomplishments mean nothing. Oil doesn't count either. That's not an Arab accomplishment rather a right time right place scenario.

Kicking puppies? Samir, this is America! Come on, sit down! Come on! This isn't Riyadh.

Ah, to be an pseudo-intellectual hipster doofus...Oh mighty Samiristan and Abrahamabad. Truly islands of irrational rhetoric in a world of reality.


I agree with you(BIG TIME) when it comes to LGF but not when it comes to Trotten.

I dont know who Totten (or whatever) is.  But I know Abraham is one of --- nope THE biggest asshole on the planet. 

 I hope you die poor and alone.

Oh, one more thing. I'll accept that you have the right to slander Totten when you put 1/10th of the work into your articles that he does with his.  Not that I expect you to give a sh*t what I think, but it's worth mentioning.

Dear Abraham... I'm sorry to report that after coming here from Michael's blog and reading some of your stuff that I won't be coming here again. Your writing really IS awful.

Now that was good stuff, watching the annoying as hell Abraham getting his ass handed to him!  HA! His only comebacks, pathetic "predictions" about what will happen in the distant future.  Yes, the Cubs might win the world series in the next 1000 years.  It means nothing.

 His opponet's assertions that new fuel sources will eventually be on line to replace oil are based on scientific fact.  Abraham's oft-repeated invectives regarding the US economy's demise and "Israel gone by 2025" are based on nothing more than his own pathetic wishful thinking.  What a loser.   

 If wishes were horses Abe, no doubt youd be master of a herd!

Yeah, I got my ass handed to me like Hizballah got its ass handed to it by Israel in the summer of 2006. You fucking witless chimpanzee, go back to Totten's blog and offer him another slobbering blowjob.


. . . lol . . .

So I go to Totten's blog and see an interesting article about what's happening on the ground in Iraq, then I come here and see a ranting about Totten. Who exactly is the "pseudo-journalist and unprincipled jack-ass"?

On another note, the hate filled attacks against you are disgusting. Who the Hell are you people to be wishing harm on this guy and his family ?

 

 

100% agreed.

>On another note, the hate filled attacks against you are disgusting. Who the Hell are you people to be wishing harm on this guy and his family ?<

Don't be naive. This kind of comments are authored by Abraham to spice up the content of this infantile blog. Not worth my time. Bye.

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