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Abe, your sense of humor, like everything else about you, is fucked up beyond belief.  You are an abhorrent little creep, you fucking pissant.  What a piece of shit you are.  You and your ilk are a key reason why so many americans have NO sympathy for the palestinians, the arabs or msulsims.  Personally, you are just so goddamned hate-able! ANYBODY or ANYTHING else, is preferrable to you.  Whatever you are against, Im/we are for.   Thank goodness you are pro-pedophilia, pro-tranny, pro-nose picking/eating, pro-getting ass fucked, pro-dick sucking, pro-dog ass licking, pro-whatever other fucked up shit is out there, just like the rest of your screwed up muzzie buddies.  FUCK YOU ABE!

I am against wanton violence inflicted on women and children in Palestine. Obviously then, by your own admission, you are for it.

HAHAHA. Keep it coming, zionist douchebag.

Wanton violence?  Now that IS funny.  What really irritates the SHIT out of me is how arabs keep WHINING about those despicable fucking lowlife Palestinians, as if they are anything but a bunch of goddamned thugs.  Fuck, I dont give a shit about any of those motherfucking towel headed shit brained sand nigger cocksucking muzzies. 

 But really, really what fucking irritates me is how arabs think they are so clever and the rest of the world so fucking stupid.  I mean jesus christ abe, go blow a fucking wrinkled rabbi you asshole.  Do you think we believe the Israelis are either so stupid or so "Evvvviiill" they actually want to kill women and children?  Even if they were as cretinous as you claim, its obviously potentially a PR issue when so-called "civilians" are killed in Palestinian/Arab/Muzzie ass whooping number 5342734682374234324 - or at least the arabs try to make it one.  

 Clearly, even if Israel was inherently collectively evil and thus enjoyed killing children/babies/women, it just doesnt make for good policy.  So Abe, I guess you are saying the Israelis are either stupid and evil, or just really, really stupid.  Because they would get way more, PR-wise, out of NOT killing the towel headed little turd balls than they could ever get from the "thrill" of wasting another baby suicide bomber. 

Everyone with a brain knows the arabs intnentionally fight from congested areas in order to try and neutralize the superior technology and weaponery of the west/Israel.  I mean, fuck, its obvious as the big arab nose on your ugly face, turd bucket.  Arabs do this so that any large response will inevitably kill anyone in the vicinity, thus giving them some PR fodder for their bogus outrage photos with yet another dead backward ass muzzie retard fuckface with his entrails all over the place (those photos always crack me up HAHAH)

So keep on bleating about the injustice of it all.  I mean, Id have more respect for you ayrabs if you actually had a REAL army -- you know with uniforms and shiny metals and such, rather than the pathetic ragtag bunch of ragheads, shit for brains, pray every fucking 30 minutes like the backward ass marble brained idiots you are.   At least when you got your ass kicked you'd know it, rather than every time "oh look at all the "civilians" the big bad Israelis killed...blah blah blah.  Goddamn, what lame shit.  Get A FUCKING REAL ARMY AND GO TO WAR LIKE MEN.  Either kick ass or get your ass kicked.  This shit with a little pissant battles that are meant to generate pictures of dead "arab innocents" in order to curry favor in the world court are just so fucking pathetic.  It would be funny if it werent so fucking sad.  Goddamn, Abe, the world knows when someone is trying to manipulate things.  Clearly, no one is buying what you ayrabs are selling (cept for a little oil, and that wont last forever....)

 (AND REMEMBER: REAL ARMIES DONT HAVE TO WEAR SCARVES TO HIDE THIER FACES HAHAHHA)

Hmmm, I'm having trouble parsing this incoherent mule braying. But from what I gather, this is what you would have said about certain Revolutionaries in North America back around the 1770s:

"I mean, Id have more respect for you americunts if you actually had a REAL army -- you know with uniforms and shiny metals and such, rather than the pathetic ragtag bunch of ragheads, shit for brains, pray every fucking 30 minutes like the backward ass marble brained idiots you are."

Of course, we all know who laughed last, don't we?

My goodness but you're dumb.

The above is without a doubt the most ambitious "spin" of a situation Ive ever seen.  Will you now tell us that Jeffrey Dahlmer was just exercising his rights as a non-vegan??? HAHA

Of course, one key difference is that the americans did have a uniformed army that engaged the British.  Have you ever heard of Saratoga, Yorktown or Bunker Hill?  All these battles involved the american regular ARMY.  In fact, we had a well-known general named George Washington, who, unlike you puke arabs, was not simultaneously a "religious leader" HAHA! 

Face it Abe, your analogy is utterly ridiculous.  Otherwise every insurgency could compare itself the same way, and claim that therefore victory was assured.  Cant get much more absurd than that.  Or I cant, but no doubt you can.  Arabs are masters of absurdia. 

And nevermind the British had to sail over here from thousands of miles away with very limited resources.  The Israelis, in contrast, are an entrenched force/population, who perhaps more like the Russians at Stalingrad, are not likely to go quitely into the night. Things did not end well for General Paulus and his sixth army.  Perhaps you should read more history instead of relying on Mel Gibson for your research :)

Keep dreamin' Abe, its your only hope.

Oh bother, it's that guy who uses his skull as a feces repository again.

I'm not sure what "history" you're referring to but it's obvious that you didn't make it much past 7th or 8th grade.

It's ironic: I constantly read extremist douchebags such as yourself champion history all the time. Some even claim to have history degrees. But when it comes to learning the lessons of history, they always (always, without fail) seem to come to the wrong conclusion. Why is that? Could it be that they all use their skulls as repositories for their excrement?

Needless to say, debating you is like chiding a retarded gorilla. It's pointless and a waste of time, so back to the zoo with you.

Excellent retort Abe, truly oustanding. BTW: Do you have some issue with women douching?  You make many derogatory references to "douchebags".  Perhaps this is your natural muslim mysogeny raising its backward, anachronsistic and demented head.

 Speaking of skulls, what a fucking numbskull you are.  Truly, you seem to have the intelligence of a dull goat -- but perhaps with superior "braaaayyyying" abilites.  Back to the fields with you, dont you have some grass to munch..

Oh please do teach us all the lessons of history.  Is one that arabs havent contributed anything useful to the advance of civilization in about 500 years?  I seem to remember learning that in 7th or 8th grade, LOL.  You fucking arabs are for shit, your society is in virtual freefall and dumb motherfuckers cant even admit it to yourself.  

 One day soon we will look back with wistfulness at the arab world.  We will say we should have preserved something from it, and now it is gone forever. Oh well, no one will really miss you fucktards anyway.  Now, go somewhere quickly and suicide bomb yourself to death.  That is the best ending in life you can hope for.    

If it is true that God created man in his own image then either God is a brain-damaged chimpanzee or you are a magical talking slug that happens to also be very snarky (but not very witty, I'm afraid).

Anyway, are you done now? You are really lame and tiresome.

A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.

My goodness Abe, it seems you HAVE complimented me -- but perhaps without realizing it?  Next time, you should probably know the meaning of the words you use before uttering them.  That kind of shit can get you in trouble you know...:)

Jeez, are you seriously this fucking stupid? I have to spell it out for you?

You try, but you fail. You are all wrapper and no candy bar. You are the husk, long having been shucked from the corn.

What "wit" you have is of the dim variety. You have the personality of a hyena. What you might consider "sarcasm" or "cynicism" is really just the nervous ticks of someone who is slowly coming to realize that their grip on reality has always been tenuous at best, and things just aren't going to go your way no matter how many times you close your eyes really tight and pray really hard.

You are a sad, little creature.

Unlike you Abe, Im not some religious turd brained jackass.  I never pray.  I rely on hard work, organization and determination to achieve my objectives.  I dont put my faith in any thing but these good ole american values.

You, on the other hand, are like the rest of the fucked up muzzies, who think praying to that cocksucker allah is going to deliver them from the might of western civilization.  You'd think after losing for 500 years straight reality would start to dawn. But nahh, my guess it will take near total annihialation before you muzzie dumbasses even start to begin to get a clue. 

Poor little towel headed abe, his peeps are just fucking stupid!  They are destined to keep losing.  Reminds me of the Survivor Show, where some team loses every challenge and then keeps voting off its stronger members.  Fucking retards, they dont have a muzzies chance in hell of surviving, much less thriving.  Duuuuhhhhh! 

Tell us Abe, where are the muzzie car companies, the computer companies, the airplane manufacturers?  What the fuck are you people doing that you werent doing 500 years ago??? And suicide bombing doesnt count! 

If that little boy ass fucker mohammed were around, he might even realize it.  All you have to do is look around. Without the west, you dumbshit arabs would have never discovered, much less used all the oil beneath that shitty fucking barren land of yours. Without western invention and advancement, 100% of you would still be riding on camels rather than just the 80% of you backward fucks now. 

Goddamn, this is too fucking easy pointing out all the shit that is wrong with your pathetic arab muzzie culture.  I know it hurts your pride but you make me do it.   Tell me you're sorry and maybe I will take it easier on you next time.  HAHAHA   

You: blah blah blah fuck me in the goat ass.

Me: Whatever.

You: blah blah blah no seriously fuck me in the goat ass.

Me: Whatever, dude!

You: blah blah blah but aren't you going to fuck me in the goat ass?

Me: Any further comments by you will be deleted. I'm willing to allow you only so many chances to come up with something useful to say. You've struck out six or seven times already, and it's pretty obvious that anything else you might have to say will be equally idiotic. I hope you enjoy the frustration of not being able to get the last word.

Pfeh. Dumb-ass.