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No, Jesus!

The other day, I saw this bumper sticker on a car:

No Jesus, No Peace
Know Jesus, Know Peace

Is that an entreaty to harmony, or an admonition? Or is it a threat?

Are Christians (or at least this particular car driving Christian) going to engage in violent behavior if we reject Jesus?

Would Jesus approve of that message?

If we promise to "Know Jesus" (hopefully not in the Biblical sense, as in the Catholic Church) will they leave us alone? I have my doubts. Since we are ordered to also submit to Jesus (translation: send me money so I can build another obscenely large mansion somewhere in the South) I'm afraid it won't really end there.

Does that car driving Christian know that Jesus was not a white anglo-saxon? Just wondering, cuz, you know, if Jesus was born today, in Bethlehem, he'd be a Palestinian.

I'm sure I assume too much. But hey, it was a bumper sticker after all. There wasn't really much to go on. Maybe he should've just gone with the Jesus fish and left it at that.

I guess the moral of the story is: do not proselytize from the back bumper of your car.

By abraham at 2008-08-06 05:52 | | abraham's blog | add new comment
You're lucky that the Chriatians aren't like you are. And by the way, if jesus was alive today, he's be called a Jewish west bank settler.
By Kus emak (not verified) at Thu, 2008-08-07 02:38 | delete | edit | reply

"Is that an entreaty to harmony, or an admonition? Or is it a threat?"

Actually, its just a cheap slogan on a bumper sticker....I mean, Duh! 

Goddamnit, back to posting your inane shit I see. And I remain the oozy, obnoxious pimple on your grotesquely enormous ass, hahahahhah

Your ignorant comments about the american south only prove what a true islamic militant you are.  No doubt you are pissed that so many of our military people come from the southern states.  Perhaps one of our southern boys dropped a cluster bomb on your old neighborhood?  Or maybe fucked your ugliest female cousin?? Awwww, boohooo, boohoo

We both know you have never set foot in the south, and dont really know any true southerners. Hate to tell you, its not really like the Dukes of Hazard down here, silly muzzie bimbo.  HAHAHAHHA 

The surge has worked! Meanwhile, your pathetic excuse for a militia is going back to being full time thugs and criminals.  Now THAT is funny!!!! 

By Some Random Dude (not verified) at Thu, 2008-08-07 17:19 | delete | edit | reply
Abraham is such a worthless pile of brown shit.  You are a fucking sand nigger - get over it!  Everyone with a brain in the USA hates your backward guts.  Go somewhere, far away, and suicide bomb your miserable ass to death.  Truly, you are destined to be a martyr, whether its through a noble deed in some arab shithole, or taking it up the ass from your AIDs ridden boyfriends.  Dont you think a quick death is better than a long slow one where all there is to sustain you is the cum from a long line of blow job customers?  I mean really, you should kill yourself as soon as possible. Please, if you do, I promise to give your mom and sister and extra quarter when they come over to fuck my dog.
By Some Random Dude (not verified) at Mon, 2008-08-11 17:56 | delete | edit | reply

Damn, Abe the Asshole is still trying to post new shit on his fucking dead site.  Poor little fucking sand nigger.  His blog got taken down, and aint nothing he can fucking do about it.  His voice is silenced.  Just like the millions of Palestinians who rot in their own filthy garbage everyday, waiting for the chance to die heroically at the hands of an Israeli teenager.

Your fucking palestinians are the doormats of the world, the shit stains on american underwear.  We care more about what Brittney had for dinner last night than how many of your fucking ignorant miserable sand niggers died in their own beds last night from the knowledge that their lives will never be anything other than wasted.  You are the most fucking bunch of pathetic losers this world has every seen.  If each and every Palestine died today, 99% of americans would say "oh, who gives a fuck"!

Abraham isnt worth the cum stain on his momma's chin after a visit from her brother.  DIE SAND NIGGER!

By Some Random Dude (not verified) at Tue, 2008-08-12 17:38 | delete | edit | reply
Where is that nasty pile of brown shit Abe?  Apparently he's so big of a coward he wont even respond to postings on his own pathetic excuse for a blog!  So when "Some Random Dude" visits his blog, and shits all over his fucking face, the Ultimate Sand Nigger acts like a giant wet vagina.  Abe is like the rest of the arab world: door mats and dog shit.
By Some Random Dude (not verified) at Fri, 2008-08-15 16:06 | delete | edit | reply
Motherfucker Arab dickhead, is your blog still around?  Goddamnit Abe, you stupid fucking sand nigger, get your smelly, hairy arab ass back to sand town.  No one wants you here in the US.  You and your kind are unwelcome.  You are nothing but filth.  Your shit stinks, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE USA - NOW!  GET THE FUCK OUT NOW SANDNIGGER! LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!! LEAVE YOU GODDAMN DICKHEAD!  AND TAKE YOUR LITTLE SANDNIGGERS WITH YOU!! CAN YOU FUCKING READ?? WE DONT YOU WANT YOU COCKSUCKING ALLAH FUCKING WORSHIPPERS IN OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY.  GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM, THE HOME OF CAMELS, TOWEL HEADS AND ASS FUCKER!  LEAVE GODDAMNIT, FUCKING LEAVE THE USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Some Random Dude (not verified) at Tue, 2008-08-26 17:51 | delete | edit | reply